Friday, September 15, 2006
It's a nice day when you wake up in Disneyland.
Unfortunately, I wake up in my own bed at such ungodly hours and wish to go back to sleep, yet I never do.
I wish I had something interesting to write about, but for now, I'll just have to make do with a day-by-day recap of my week, starting from Monday.
[Monday]I hate Mondays. I arrived at school late once again, and for that Ma'am Rodriguez, my Filipino teacher, made me do this poetry-writing exercise where you have to make a coherent sentence using words supplied by other people. She asked one row of students what object represented them, and they answered: pool, tubig, pitaka, araw, larawan. Of course, I was all harrowed from rushing up the stairway and down the hall, but I came up with a sentence about five seconds in.
"Ang larawan ko sa pitaka ay nahulog sa tubig sa pool sa ilalim ng araw."
LOL sabog. But it makes sense, so "evs," dudes. I later found out na kinuwento niya yun sa ibang section. Hahaha.
The mere idea of writing in Tagalog used to scare the holy shit out of me, but Filipino is more fun than I thought.
[Tuesday]I was nearly done with the Diagnostic Poem assignment for Filipino; however, I had trouble finding something good to fill in the blank for "Ang buhay ay parang _______."
Come Physics class, I was still stumped, so I looked around for inspiration. Lo and behold, inspiration smacked me in the face. Pisay! Ergo:
"Ang buhay ay parang Pisay. Magtiis ka na lang hanggang matapos."
Of course, I wasn't serious about it. My personal belief is that life is one big party, but that's way too cliched to use for the Filipino assignment. I affixed a "=P" smiley at the end of my statement to let Ma'am know that I was kidding.
[Wednesday]Today was weird.
During English Journalism class, there was this guy (I'll leave out the names this time) who punched me in the arm, so I bitchslapped him right across the face. He hit me again, so I bitchslapped him again. His head then jerked sideways in reaction to my hand and *BAM!* collided with the head of the girl standing next to him. And he was like "MWAHAHAHAHA!" and I was like 0____0 and she was like >___<.
Lesson of the story? Guys shouldn't hit girls.
I was dead tired by Computer Science, so I dozed off while Ma'am Pacs was teaching. Oopsies. My sleepiness during ComSci festered into a state of being stoned sans the drugs come Biology class. I found myself giggling at inane things, and -- obviously -- not paying attention to the teacher. Sorry, Ma'am! That's not to say I didn't try, though.
Me, looking at a diagram of a plant stalk cross-section: "Ooh, it's...yellow."
I spent the rest of the period people-watching with Deo. Yes, we chose to watch other people take down notes as Ma'am Duallo-David discussed the xylem and phloem. Boredom makes you think weird things. We'd focused on Angel as she took down notes...
(Angel is writing)
Me: Pro-ness!
Deo: Wow.
Me: She's like a....machine.
(Angel stops, jerks her ballpen backwards, and continues writing.)
Me: *gasp* 0___0
Deo: Whoaaaa...ang angas!
Hehe, ang sabog namin.
Since Math period was cancelled today, I spent the time at the gazebo with Beila, Desa, Deo, Gen and JK while unsuccessfully trying to comprehend Deo's Physics notes. It's not that the notes were unintelligible or anything, it's just that my brain is decomposing at a rate faster than Britney Spears' first marriage. We coerced JK into buying stuff for us, tapos nang-OP sakin si Desa while JK was away. (See, Desa, Beila, Gen, and Deo were all from II-Rosal while I was from II-Ilang-ilang.)
Desa (to everyone else): Oi! Naalala nyo nung second year...*evil smile*
All except me: *laughing at me*
Me: Waaaaaa...where's Jakeyyyyyy? T___T
:(( Buuuully!
Oh, also: Ma'am Rodriguez made a compilation of her favorite diagnostic poems from her students and handed out copies to all her students. To my surprise, I saw my life analogy there.
And I was like, "OMG, ano? Joke lang yun!"
I hope nobody thinks I'm a pessimist or anything! I just happened to be devoid of other ideas!
[Thursday]
Lukas Rossi wins Rock Star: Supernova! Congratulations, and kudos to the Rossi Possi!
I may not be too into his voice, but I like his personality. He's cool! Besides, I said that I liked all of them, and I'd still buy the Supernova album no matter who wins, and I'm sticking to what I said!
Nothing too eventful in school today, except for the "adventure" that the Adelfa peeps told me about (ngyarharhar ambully nyo), the Math contest (ang sabog ko sa hurdle x___x), and EngJourn class, when we all got to see a photoshopped Brokeback Mountain movie poster featuring two EngJourn guys. Needless to say, they weren't too happy about it.
Guy 1: Now that's what you call excessive free time.
Guy 2: That's sick, that's really sick!
Me: Chill, they make gay Photoshop creations of other dudes all the time.
Guy 2: Like?
Me: Uh, guys like Castro and Jimpo...
Guy 2: Jimpo is gay, he doesn't count!
Me: Oo nga no. >___<
[Friday]
Talked to a bunch of people about this one girl who is...aaargh. Asa pa siya kay ano. >:( And then I talked about this other guy who's really KSP. He makes me want to kick him in the face and tell him to stop being such a pussy and pull his shit together.
Our retreat is going to take place at Angels' Hills! Yaaaaay, I can order mango pie again! *must stop eating dinner everyday until the retreat!* Please write me a Palanca letter!
The Project Runway meeting we were supposed to have after school never took place. Instead, nag-bonding na lang kami as we talked about the prom. Parang lahat ng in-demand, gustong mag-stag! Aaargh X___X People are weird.
-=End of Weird Week.=-
